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Alan Partridge to star in new BBC series about British history

Alan Partridge's forthcoming series is a Simon Schama style historical documentary of Britain.

Production has already begun, filming is set to begin in May 2019, and the show is provisionally called "And Did Those Feet, With Alan Partridge"

The show will once again be directed by Rob and Neil Gibbons, and share writing responsibilities with Steve Coogan.

Dave Lambert, who produced the Partridge documentaries, Scissored Isle and Welcome to the Places of My Life, is also on board, with the series being made by Coogan's production company Baby Cow.

In This Time With Alan Partridge, the awkward broadcaster suggested that "What's fascinating about history is that unlike bread in a bakery or love in a marriage it is never going to run out"

He also took part in a re-enactment of the Peasants Revolt of 1381, running a sword through scores of extras, and had some on-air rivalry with history presenter Sam Chatwin, played by Simon Farnaby.

The Gibbons brothers have previously said they were planning a series with Partridge presenting a history of Britain in which he will "probably bite off more than he can chew".

16 Inspirational Valentines Quotes by Alan Partridge

We all know the best advice in life comes from a certain Alan Partridge.

From a failed marriage with Carol, to flings with Sonja and Jill, use these quotes to your peril!

Initiation 101: "I'm going to hump ya, like Deputy Dawg would hump ya."
Get it started like a pro: "Let battle commence"
Intercourse compliments: "Well Sonja that was classic intercourse. So, er, thanks. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going."
The best Valentine's Day: "That is the best Valentine's I've had in eight years." Jill: "What did you do eight years ago?" Alan: "Just had a better one... Went to Silverstone. Shook Jackie Stewart's hand. Superb. My marriage fell apart soon after that."
Getting intimate: "Your little finger just touched it!"
Seduction technique: Alan: "No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight." Jill: "I don't recall saying that." Alan: "Oh come on." Jill: "Yeah, alright then."
Always keep work and personal lives separate: "Lynn's not my wife. She's my PA. Hard-worker, but there's no affection."
Health benefits of sex: "It's actually quite good for you. It's cardiovascular exercise, because it's like press ups isn't it?"
Always see the bright side: "Actually the best thing I did, was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot."
Mind your appearance: "I was repellent to women for two years"
Valentine's breakfast compliment: "That's the best cooked breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding."
Scorcher: "I’m 47. My girlfriend's 33. She's 14 years younger than me. Back of the net!"
Save the big words: Sonja: "Alan, I love you." Alan: "Thanks a lot!"
Always be cautious: "I love you... in a way."
How to get other it: "The day after I confronted her, Carol said she wanted to clear her head so moved out just before Christmas. I sat on the edge of the bath, sobbing and eating a pork pie until the pie was gone - at which point I felt a heck of a lot better."
Best way to spend a date: "Fernando, you’re 22 years old and you’re spending your Saturday afternoon in bed with a girl, you’re wasting your life. It’s a beautiful day. Take her out to a local fort or a Victorian folly."

Always give the sex face!