Sonja, beefeaters do no live in caravans!

Sonja, beefeaters do no live in caravans! They live in the Tower of London and they are restaurants!

Deputy Dawg

Let’s make love right here, right now. OK, just fold this table away. You should feel it clip in the housing. Yeah, I’m gonna hump ya. That’s it. Like Deputy Dawg would hump ya. There we go.

Big Feet

I don’t like big feet, reminds me of gammon!

I'm one of the anti-cancer set

No, I don’t smoke. I’m one of the anti-cancer set. We’re a dying breed. Well we’re not, you are. I don’t mean you’ve got cancer. Maybe you have. If you haven’t, I apologise. If you have, please take the rest of the day off.

Guide dogs for the blind

Guide dogs for the blind. It’s cruel really, isn’t it? Forcing a dog to pull a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.