Just stayed in and wached a documentary about quicksand. Then Sonja and I took our tops off and had a cuddle, followed by mince and onions. Doesn’t get much better than that!
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How’s Mr. Planet of the Apes man? Oh. Is he still driving that Renault Megane? Yeah? Can I just read you something from Top Gear magazine? N...
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And now it’s time for one of Alan’s ‘Fact of the day’: Crab sticks don’t actually contain any crab. And from 1993, manufactures have been le...
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Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank! Monkey Tennis! Cooking in Prison with Alan Partridge! Inner City Sumo! A Partrid...